The Inflation Games

📣 "LORDS AND LADIES OF LUST — AND ALL YE PERVERSE PATRONS — WELCOME... to a night of unspeakable decadence and unholy expansion!"

🔥 WELCOME TO... THE PRINCESS COLOSSEUM: INFLATION GAMES! 🔥

👑 Tonight, seven of the fairest in the land will be pushed, pumped, and blown beyond their limits! No fairy godmother can save them now — as they fight to out-grow, out-swell, and out-burst their royal rivals in a battle for the crown of Queen of Inflation!

💥 Who will stretch the limits of royalty? Who will bloat to glory? And who will POP under pressure?! 💥

Now… feast your eyes on tonight’s lineup of luscious contenders:

❄️ QUEEN ELSA — Her ice may be cold, but tonight she’s filling up with something a lot warmer... and thicker!

💐 PRINCESS ANNA — Always in Elsa’s shadow, but not for long — she’s ready to show off a royal figure that’s about to get a LOT rounder!

🌸 RAPUNZEL — Forget the hair — tonight, it’s what’s under that dress that’s gonna reach new lengths!

🐫 PRINCESS JASMINE — She’s traded her magic carpet for a magic pump — and she’s ready to take that "whole new world" to new sizes!

🧜‍♀️ ARIEL — She gave up her voice — now she’s about to give up her waistline! Watch as this mermaid becomes a balloon fit for the sea and sky!

🍎 SNOW WHITE — She’s had her share of apples... but tonight, she’s biting into something a little more inflatable! Seven dwarves won’t know what hit ‘em!

👠 CINDERELLA — The clock’s ticking, but she won’t be leaving at midnight — not when there’s so much more of her to love!

⚔️ Seven enter. All will swell. But only one can be crowned Princess of the Pump! ⚔️

🔥 THIS IS WHERE FAIRYTALES BURST — AND FANTASIES GET BIGGER THAN EVER! 🔥

🎉 "LET THE PUMPS HISS, THE BELLYS RISE, AND THE CROWDS ROAR — BEGIN THE INFLATION GAMES!" 🎉