FLATTENING FRENZY

📣 "WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO ANOTHER NIGHT OF ROYAL DECADENCE AND DELIGHT—WHERE FAIRYTALES GET PRESSED TO THE LIMIT!"

🔥 WELCOME TO THE PRINCESS COLOSSEUM: FLATTENING FRENZY! 🔥

Tonight, seven beloved princesses are about to get squished, squashed, and steamrolled into paper-thin perfection! 💥

✨ Who will be the last girl left standing? And who will be nothing more than a royal pancake? ✨

Let’s meet tonight’s soon-to-be flattened favorites:

❄️ QUEEN ELSA — The ice queen who always stands tall — but tonight? She’s gonna be spread out thinner than frost on a windowpane! Can her icy powers keep her from getting steamrolled flat?

💐 PRINCESS ANNA — Always following in her sister's footsteps, but tonight Anna might just follow Elsa right into the flattening press! How thin can a princess get before she cracks?

🌸 RAPUNZEL — Her hair’s long enough to tangle anyone up, but let’s see if it can save her from being ironed out into a princess-shaped sheet! Watch those curves go flat as her golden locks get stretched!

🐫 PRINCESS JASMINE — She’s escaped palaces and villains, but can she escape the squish? Or will she be left as Agrabah’s newest royal rug?

🧜‍♀️ ARIEL — She wanted to explore the human world — but I doubt she wanted to do it from a two-dimensional view! Will her fins help her wiggle free, or will she be the flattest fish out of water?

🍎 SNOW WHITE — The fairest of them all? More like the flattest of them all after tonight! Will her story end with a kiss, or a crunch?

👠 CINDERELLA — The glass slipper fits — but will the flattening press? Midnight might come too late to stop her from being part of the arena floor! Step carefully, Cindy, or you’ll be stepping on yourself!

⚔️ Seven princesses. One arena. Zero inches of thickness! ⚔️

💥 They’ll dodge steamrollers, enchanted anvils, magical crush traps, and even each other in a desperate fight to stay whole—and unflattened! 💥

🔥 THIS IS WHERE DREAMS GET CRUSHED—AND BODIES GET PAPER-THIN! 🔥

🎉 "LET THE SQUASHING COMMENCE—WELCOME TO THE FLATTENING FRENZY!" 🎉